Development Log

Patch Notes

Every update, every fix, every new way we found to make you fail even harder.

v1.3.0 — "The Banana Update"
March 2026
  • Added banana peels as a new environmental hazard in 12 dungeon biomes
  • Warrior crit fail "Friendly Charge" now has physics-accurate collision with walls
  • New leaderboard category: Fastest Time to First Crit Fail
  • Fixed bug where the Mage could accidentally win on the first turn
  • Improved ragdoll simulation — bodies now bounce more satisfyingly off spike walls
  • Added 40 new crit fail animations
v1.2.1 — Hotfix
February 2026
  • Fixed critical exploit allowing players to avoid the trap in Chamber 7 (this was not intended)
  • Paladin "Divine Shield" no longer reflects spells forward. It now reflects them backwards. As intended.
  • Performance improvements — dungeon loads 30% faster on low-end hardware
  • Goblin AI now correctly panics when hit by a banana peel
v1.2.0 — "The Rogue's Nightmare"
January 2026
  • Complete rework of the Rogue's crit fail system — 18 new fail states added
  • New dungeon biome: The Crystal Caves (slippery floors, echoing chambers)
  • Added community-submitted crit fail animations from the Discord
  • New achievement: "I Meant To Do That" — survive a crit fail that deals damage to 5 enemies
  • Soundtrack expanded with 6 new tracks for boss chambers
  • Improved Linux compatibility — game now launches correctly on Ubuntu 22+
v1.1.0 — "The Great Expansion"
November 2025
  • Added 3 new playable classes: Mage, Rogue and Paladin
  • Global leaderboard system launched — compete with 10,000+ players
  • New dungeon floors 51–75 added with new trap types
  • First community event: The Monthly Fail Championship
  • macOS support officially added
v1.0.0 — Launch
September 2025
  • DumpFall officially released — free for everyone
  • 50 dungeon floors, 1 playable class (Warrior), 200+ crit fail outcomes
  • Ragdoll physics engine v1 — functional and immediately iconic
  • 1,000 downloads in the first 48 hours